tags: notch

“Life is a lot like tweeting, so try to squeeze in as much as you can and get a lot of retweets, because before you know it, you’re out of ch”

“I’m relatable because I seem shy and chubby and good hearted and there’s absolutely nothing sinister about me at all as far as you know.”

“Almost all integers are so large they’re impossible to express within any finite universe. So «pick a random number» is quite dangerous.”

“Lots of people want to work with us to help us show you ads. We politely explain to them that lolno.”


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